# 2 ONLY IN RURAL CANADA

Today I’m going to share a joke because with our rapidly changing attitude toward smoking, I’m afraid it might disappear from our history and heritage. And, as far as I’m concerned, it’s too comical to just let it slip down the drain.

The story goes like this.

A fellow walked into a garage and asked for work. "I want a job," he said. "I’m smart. I can fix anything."

"Oh, can you?" said the boss. "So if I give you a job, how much would you expect to get paid?"
"Sixty minutes an hour," the fellow replied. "Is that too much?"

"No. That’s fair enough," said the boss, with a chuckle. "This might be your lucky day. We need a good mechanic. Do you have papers?"

"Sure do," the fellow replied. "Do you have tobacco?"